Step 1: Carefully unwrap and sort everything while your wife talks to you and photographs you. Be very sweet to your wife as she is eating sour patch kids in an attempt to feel better.
2. Realize that the crucial bag of small parts is missing. Eye the bottom of the box. Do not forget to smile.
3. Go in, head first, using your foot as leverage. Smooth move, very smooth.
4. Assemble changing table with found small parts. Look very manly while doing so.
5. Voila! Feel sense of accomplishment in assembling sturdy changing table much too far in advance. Let the nesting begin!
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