mother's intuition

A few days ago I was putting the diapers in the washer while Vi was playing upstairs. While I was in the basement, I thought to myself "Self, I wonder if she could get into anything. What if she could get the kleenexes and eat them. No way, she just plays with her toys and scoots around." I came upstairs and guess what I found!!


So, let me get this right, the kleenexes should not be my first food?